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Sep. 3rd, 2007 | 01:19 pm
location: Home
mood: optimisticoptimistic
music: Orgasmatron- Sepultura

Good news! That psycho bitch of a soon-to-be ex wife of mine is agreeing to drop the charges. Hopefully the D.A.'s office doesn't decide to run with it anyway, as I've heard they've sometimes been known to do. And now that all the lies she's been telling for months now are finally out in the open both my parents have no doubt that I was telling the truth the whole time. Soon I'll be a free man (in more ways than one)!

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Pizza Rage FTW

Jul. 22nd, 2007 | 03:38 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed
music: Psiclone- g//z/r

Plain cheese pizza... I've only got one thing to say...

Fuck you plain-cheese Nazis! I'm a real American, and real Americans put stuff on their pizza! It's right there in the Constitution: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausage and Mushroom.

I don't come home from a ten-hour workday to see pizza boxes on the kitchen counter and get my hopes up only to be dejected when I open the box and find a glorified grilled-cheese sandwich. And why plain cheese? Because the sister is a pseudo-vegetarian. Not because she gives a shit about animals, but because she wants to be as skinny as Paris Hilton or *insert coked-out whore here*. Hey, everyone needs goals, as shallow and petty as they are, but if you wanna be skinny that bad, DON'T EAT FUCKING PIZZA YOU DITZY LITTLE TWAT! Pizza was made to put stuff on, I can't stress that enough. If you don't like toppings on your pizza, you hate our freedom. There, I said it. My sister (and every other teenager in America, come to think of it) should be sent to Guantanamo Bay. I hear the ham and pineapple there is delicious.

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Die, Neo-Con Scum

Jul. 8th, 2007 | 02:05 pm
location: Home
mood: amusedamused
music: We Stand- All That Remains

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

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5 Questions

Jul. 3rd, 2007 | 12:28 pm
location: Home
mood: lazylazy
music: Calculating Infinity- The Dillinger Escape Plan

There ya go shalanizzle. (damn, i'm like a posting machine lately.)

1. If you could have dinner with any two dead people, who would they be and what would you discuss?

Chuck Schuldiner and Dimebag Darrell. We'd probably skip dinner and head to the bar to get sloshed and talk tunes.

2. Paper or plastic, and why?

Plastic, 'cause it's usually the most convenient for the bagger. (six years of retail talking.)

3. If you absolutely had to sleep with a man, who would it be, and why?

Why would I absolutely have to sleep with a man? I dunno, it would have to be someone as effeminate as possible. Maybe an emo kid. They make pretty girls.

4. Are you happy in your marriage, and why or why not?

TBH, I think I'm just used to it at this point.

5. If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it and why?

Pay off all my debt, and invest in real estate. Yeah, I'm boring.

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Hells Yeah!!!

Jun. 24th, 2007 | 01:06 pm
location: Home
mood: chipperchipper
music: Maladjusted- Sick Of It All

Two posts in less than a month. *kills self*

So, I have the house to myself, sitting around in my underwear with no shame whoatsoever, listening to Scratch the Surface by Sick Of It All... man, I can't believe I forgot how much this CD kicks ass! Yeah, buy this album. Do it, or I'll dropkick your newborn puppy into traffic. While anally raping your mother. And pouring sugar in your gas tank.

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Annual LiveJournal Post! w/ pr0n! (not really though)

Jun. 12th, 2007 | 03:38 pm
location: Home
mood: frustratedfrustrated
music: Sharon Osbourne's Dying Breath

Well, crap... I'm totally at a loss... Jenn (shalanar) bugged me to post but I really have nothing to say. um, work, blah, home, blah, sleep, blah, hang out at the bar, blah, paying bills... blah. Yep, pretty much the same shit every day, and the banal minutiae that comes with it... Music! Yes, music! I can talk about that.

Awaiting Ozzfest tickets to become available. Hey, you can't beat the price (free). Nile, Behemoth, Hatebreed and Lamb of God should all be good. I've heard some pretty good things about Chthonic and Daath. Plus, it beats sitting at home watching the same old Law and Order reruns all day.

Slayer's coming to town August 21 with Marilyn Manson... interesting pairing. I really dig Manson's new album though, this show should be pretty good.

New Avenged Sevenfold DVD July 17... I'll check it out. Looks like the typical concert footage + backstage shenanigans type stuff you see in most bands' DVDs.

Albums on my to-buy list: Akercocke: Antichrist, Pro-Pain: Age of Tyranny- The Tenth Crusade, Scarve: The Undercurrent, Type O Negative: Dead Again, Vital Remains: Icons of Evil, Mago de Oz: Gaia II- La Voz Dormida (been meaning to get this for a while), Nine Inch Nals: Year Zero, Samael: Solar Soul (not sure if it's out yet, but me wanty), Devin Townsend: Ziltoid the Omniscient, Blood Duster: Lyden Na (The Now Sound), My Bloody Valentine: Loveless, The Chasm: Deathcult For Eternity, and anything by From Ashes Rise. That's it for now I think. I'll probably think about at least ten other albums after I post this, but will be too lazy and indifferent to bother editing.

Trying to get Ozzfest tickets is a total clusterfuck... I knew it would be... now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to beat a small child to death out of pure frustration, and pretend that it's Sharon Osbourne.

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I Knew It...

Jun. 11th, 2006 | 12:40 pm
location: In Your Sister's Pants
mood: blankblank
music: For Love and Failing- Bleeding Through

You Belong in San Francisco

You crave an eclectic, urban environment. You're half California, half NYC.
You're open minded, tolerant, and secretly think you're the best.
People may dismiss you as a hippie, but you're also progressive, interesting, and rich!

I knew I didn't belong in Wackramento... SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA THIS OVERGROWN TOMATO FARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Mar. 26th, 2006 | 02:09 pm
mood: lazylazy
music: Lords of the Manor- Below the Breathless Black

I was going to mow the lawn, but now I ain't. There's your journal post.

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The Madness Must Be Stopped!

Mar. 23rd, 2006 | 07:53 pm
music: Strapping Young Lad- Shitstorm

Obviously, to most of my friends and others who have had casual contact with me, I'm a fairly apathetic individual... I do not, for the most part, keep up with current events, watch the news, know the latest thing Bill O'Reilly is bitching about, etc... but the time has come to stand up and demand change... We, as a nation, need to step up and reclaim our country from the tyrannical forces that have held it captive for far too long... you know who I'm talking about: SUBURBAN TEENAGE GIRLS! That's right, these 13-18-year old giggling twats have ruled our pop culture landscape for far too long, unleashing upon us such untalented abominations as Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Duff, and, possibly worst of all, Ashlee Simpson... It's our right-nay, our responsibility!- to take back our movies, music, and television shows from these Disney Channel-fed purveyors of bad taste. It's time we stood up to these over-impressionable advertising magnets that have all but ruined entertainment as we know it. As rational adults, it is time to make a stand, damn it! Before they unleash upon us yet another monster of Hiltonian proportions. Block the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon from your cable/and/or satellite channels. Take away their babysitting money and donate it to charity. Ban them from the malls! Cut off their cell phones so they can't vote on American Idol! These might sound like extreme measures to some, but I am only thinking of the greater good here.
Yes, the whole teeny-bopper bubble-gum pop thing was kinda cute in the late '90s... but when we gave them that inch, they took a mile. From harmless acts such as the Spice Girls and Hanson came the evil known as the Backstreet Boys and *N'Sync, and it was all downhill from there. Boy bands, girl bands, all culminating in the most evil (and untalented) heathen of them all: Britney Spears. Yes, this piece of white trash, with room-temperature-I.Q. in tow, totally turned all teenage girls completely retarded, hence all the garbage that the rest of us sane members of the human race have had to endure ever since. The Lohans, Simpsons, Duffs, Hiltons, and Olsens of the world can be traced back to the retardation of America starting in the late '90s... But it's not too late to claim back our country from these evil mall creatures.
So I say stop these little godless heathens from completely destroying life as we know it. "Now you will receive us! We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry... we do not want your tired or sick... it is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us! With every breath, we shall hunt them down..." Good movies, music, and television shows should and will return to our pop culture... "These are principles that every man of every faith can embrace!" Viva la Revolucion!!! (quotes taken from The Boondock Saints... if you don't like that movie, you ain't poo)

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Look, I'm Posting!

Feb. 27th, 2006 | 07:56 am
mood: geekygeeky
music: Avenged Sevenfold- Sidewinder

Yeah, I decided to actually use this account to do something other than spy on the malicious things Shalanar writes about me (LAWL). Except, well, I have no friends on here so she'll basically be the only one reading this thing. LAWL again. I should just address every post to her. Ah well, I decided to post anyway, since my good friend Suffering friend expounded to me the virtues of "interwebular rambling". I guess I should write a little something about myself to anybody who stumbles across this that doesn't know me... Except I don't feel like it right now... Maybe later. 574`/ /\/\3t|-|u1 <--------- Vulgar Display of 1337-ness, just to piss off Jen .

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